The other Jewish Elvis in Cajun country

While on the river for a total of four hours most of us, at some point, peed in the river, which I contend at least killed the bacteria that was waiting to hop in through the closest orafice. All of this public urination sparked a brief discussion on whether or not we peed in the shower. The response was a surprisingly unanimous "yes." This gave me an idea. To keep my loyal readers interested I have decided to start a quick poll, in the grand tradition of news websites.

So, do you pee in the shower? Why or why not. One word answers are dull, so the second part of the question is key. Also, everyone who answers "no" is a liar, but creative lying is encouraged.