Sunday, December 14, 2003
Robber McFattypants
I covered this yesterday and it's just too funny for words. Try to imagine this guy, wearing a ski mask, waddling away from police to freedom with wads of cash and probably stolen Big Macs under his arm:
400-pound man robs McDonald's
Police are looking for a 400-pound man who robbed a Florida Boulevard McDonald's late Friday.
Just before 11 p.m. a masked man armed with a handgun walked into the McDonald's at 9980 Florida Blvd. and ordered an employee to give him money from the cash register, Baton Rouge Police spokesman Capt. Sam Miceli said on Saturday.
The suspect, who is described as a white man between 5 feet 7 inches and 5 feet 9 inches tall and 400 to 450 pounds, fled through a rear door and was seen leaving in a minivan, Miceli said.
The robber was wearing a ski mask, green army style coat, white tennis shoes, white batting gloves, white Polo style shirt and dark pants, Miceli said.
Police describe the getaway van as a dark blue or green older model Dodge Caravan.
And remember, it's OK to laugh at him because he's a criminal. And very fat.
For more fatty fun and a sure ticket straight to Hell check here's a link to Fat Chicks in Party Hats:
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
400-pound man robs McDonald's
Police are looking for a 400-pound man who robbed a Florida Boulevard McDonald's late Friday.
Just before 11 p.m. a masked man armed with a handgun walked into the McDonald's at 9980 Florida Blvd. and ordered an employee to give him money from the cash register, Baton Rouge Police spokesman Capt. Sam Miceli said on Saturday.
The suspect, who is described as a white man between 5 feet 7 inches and 5 feet 9 inches tall and 400 to 450 pounds, fled through a rear door and was seen leaving in a minivan, Miceli said.
The robber was wearing a ski mask, green army style coat, white tennis shoes, white batting gloves, white Polo style shirt and dark pants, Miceli said.
Police describe the getaway van as a dark blue or green older model Dodge Caravan.
And remember, it's OK to laugh at him because he's a criminal. And very fat.
For more fatty fun and a sure ticket straight to Hell check here's a link to Fat Chicks in Party Hats:
http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/
